A young girl gets married and a few days later her
mother goes to visit. When she knocks on the door, she is shocked to see
her daughter open it naked. "What are you doing?" she asks. "Mom, it's
my LOVE dress!! Don't you like it?" I'll come back in a few weeks when
the honeymoon is over" replies the mom.
When she goes back, she is shocked when once again her daughter is
naked. "Now what are you doing?" "Mom, it's my LOVE dress. It keeps the
marriage spicy!"
Later that night the mom decides to try it for herself. When her husband
comes home, he gives the same reaction: "Honey, what are you doing?" she
give him the same answer her daughter gave her, "It's my LOVE dress!
What do you think of it?" Her husband thinks long and hard and says, "I
think you should have ironed it!"
lol
not bad.