A backpacker strolls into a sleepy Malaysian kampong bordering the outskirts of Thailand -- and he says to the village headman, "Pardon me, but this has to be the absolute dullest place I have ever been in my entire life. Just what the hell do you
people do to amuse yourselves around here?"
The village headman looks up slowly and says, "We hunt and we fuck."
The man says, "What do you hunt?"
The headman replies, "Something to fuck."