Cool Granny
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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home smoking Camel cigarettes, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Old lady 1: What's that?
Old Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Old Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Old Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Old Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Old Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted.
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