Nice fairy tales
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Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't
let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother
appears and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs
to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear
a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You
must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into
a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed
hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00
a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and "very" satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm
was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a
prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." I know of no
prince with that kind of power! What was his name?" "I can't remember,
exactly.. .Peter Peter, something or other...."
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Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about
splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to
visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a
little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away
enlightened. A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing
happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio
replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
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Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly
the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete
to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!" To
that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket
and pulled out a. 44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No you're
not! You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"
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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge
said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey
replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy."
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Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran
up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his
face crying, "Lie to me! Lie to me!" -
lol
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me don get the 1st joke, , , . . . . . sadded
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Originally posted by maskedangel:
me don get the 1st joke, , , . . . . . sadded
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater -
Originally posted by PassiveIncome1:
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eateri still don get it!!
well, thkx for trying to explain anikwaes. . . (: