Q&A again
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Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. “How do you breath through something so small?”Q. What’s worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.Q. What’s the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn’t last forever.Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn’t report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Women don’t get blow jobs while they’re drivingQ. Three words to ruin a man’s ego…
A. “Is it in?”Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.Q. What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A. A lesbian with a hard-on.Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A. One of his fingers is clean.Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you?
A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you’re feeding a horse.Q. What’s the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
A. One goes “ribbit” the other goes “rub it”.’Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it’s from.Q. What’s green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A. Kermit’s FingerQ. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A. Melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a Goodyear.Q. What’s the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. “How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.”Q. What’s the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence!Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A. He heard the snow blower coming.Q. What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common?
A. There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can’t see a thing with all this shit in here!Q. How can you tell a head nurse?
A. She’s the one with the dirty knees!Q. What does a female snail say during sex?
A. Faster, faster, faster!Q. What’s red and blue with a long string?
A. A smurfette with her period.Q. What do you call an adolescent rabbit?
A. A pubic hair.Q. What did the woman say to her swimming instructor?
A. “Will I really drown if you take your finger out?”Q. How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A. A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.Q. Why do women have two holes so close together?
A. In case you miss.Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A. They can both smell it, but can’t eat it.Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.Q. What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog.
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.Q. What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
A. An elephant with diarrhea.Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It’s not hard.Q. What two words will clear out a men’s changing room quicker than anything else?
A. Nice dick!Q. What’s the definition of trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.Q. How do you know when your wife is really dead?
A. Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger.Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A. Give it a nipple.Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
A. Dress her up as an alter boyQ. What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.Q. What’s a virgin and a balloon have in common ?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.Q. Why do women prefer old gynaecologists?
A. Their shaky hands!Q. What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common ?
A. You don’t look down.Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming.Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me I'm going in! -
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