Q: What's the difference between a ball and a prince?
A: One is thrown in the air; the other is heir to the throne.
Q: Which moves faster: heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.
Q: Why should 60+-year-old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q. I know 'bout CDs but what's a record?
A. Disc is a good question...
Q. With our economy did you put aside something for retirement?
A. Yes. I put aside my plans to retire.
Q. To what question can you never answer yes?
A. "Are you asleep?"
Q. To what question can you never answer yes?
A. "Are you asleep?"
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