Bad pickup lines

• PassiveIncome1

  27 Mar 09, 14:26

  Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

  Excuse me, but I think I dropped something...MY JAW!

  Hey there!  Can I borrow your cell phone?  Because my mom told me to
  call her when I found the girl of my dreams.

  Excuse me, Miss...the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.

  (Check the tag on the back of their shirt) OH, I was just seeing if
  you were made in heaven.

  My name's [your name].  That's so you know what to scream.

  Is it hot in here or is it just you?

  You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

  If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

  So...How am I doin'?

  I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

  Hey, you're pretty cute for a fat chick!

• Q.C.Pak

  27 Mar 09, 14:27

  

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  27 Mar 09, 14:31

  

• limpper

  27 Mar 09, 14:36

  

• BananaInPJs

  27 Mar 09, 14:38

  bad pickup lines indeed.

• lianamaster

  27 Mar 09, 14:59

  

• Glacier

  27 Mar 09, 15:13

  lol sweet!

• 2cansam

  27 Mar 09, 23:27

  hey, are u

• 2cansam

  27 Mar 09, 23:27

  hey, are u frin

• 2cansam

  27 Mar 09, 23:27

  hey, are u from

• 2cansam

  27 Mar 09, 23:27

  o man quadruple post, my bad

• sbs8104h

  27 Mar 09, 23:31

  Suan Le Suan Le

• Mrunknown

  27 Mar 09, 23:32

  xD scary

• Jackthereaper

  28 Mar 09, 01:12

  lol, more pls.

• jayh272416

  28 Mar 09, 21:34