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Holy Land

• GIB

  26 Mar 09, 22:07

  A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
  
  While they were there, the wife passed away.
  
  The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.”
  
  The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

  The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?”

  The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”

• jayh272416

  26 Mar 09, 22:28

   nice one.

• Q.C.Pak

  26 Mar 09, 22:39

  

• brainerror

  26 Mar 09, 22:42

  +1

• Noahtay

  26 Mar 09, 22:42

  

• Uraniumfish

  26 Mar 09, 23:14

  Haha!

• gunner77

  26 Mar 09, 23:36

  

• QX179R

  26 Mar 09, 23:39

  

• Babelfish

  27 Mar 09, 00:21

  hmm hope christians dont find this offensive..

• Choppy Hats

  27 Mar 09, 01:33

  Originally posted by Babelfish:

  hmm hope christians dont find this offensive..

  Why would they?

• chrisbenoit

  27 Mar 09, 10:27

  What an idiot.

• iceFatboy

  27 Mar 09, 10:40

  Originally posted by Babelfish:

  hmm hope christians dont find this offensive..

  nah, a pinch of salt..don't tell me, until now, no one is buried there?? HAHAHA..

   

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  27 Mar 09, 10:52

  

• lianamaster

  27 Mar 09, 14:52