The specialist
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One day a farmer caught a traveling salesman making love to his
youngest daughter. Yelling "You son of a bitch!" he shot the amorous
salesman in the groin with a .12-gauge shotgun. The screaming salesman
quickly took off for town to find a doctor. He found one, but the
physician took one look at the man's perforated pecker and told him
that nothing could be done for him."Oh, please do something," begged the salesman. "I'm a rich man and can
pay you anything.""Sorry, son," said the doctor. "There's nothing I can do. However,
there's a man across the street who might be able to help.""Oh? Is he a specialist?" asked the salesman.
"No," said the doctor, "he's a piccolo player. He'll teach you how to
hold it without letting any squirt out." -
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