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A Scientist and A Philosopher

• Ha ha ho ho hee hee a-ha

  24 Mar 09, 00:16

  A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”. 

  The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”

• jayh272416

  24 Mar 09, 18:33

  smart guy xD

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  24 Mar 09, 22:18

  

• lianamaster

  27 Mar 09, 14:14

  

• Q.C.Pak

  27 Mar 09, 14:15