Two women was on their way home when nature calls, urgently. Surveying their surroundings, they decided to do it in a nearby graveyard
After relieving themselves, they realized that they have zero toilet paper in their possessions, they decide to improvise. The first one uses her panties and promptly discarded it. The other used a ribbon from a wreath.
The next day their husbands were talking.
The first one said: "We’d better keep an eye on our wives, mine came home yesterday without her panties."
The other one said: "You think that’s bad? Mine had a card up in her ass saying 'From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you.'"
hahas.......
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Nice one