An old man, heading home after a game of chess, got hit on the head by an empty can dropped from a window as he walk into the void deck. Upon returning home, he was greeted by his ever cheerful grandson, who was looking at the bump of pain that he is desperately trying to relieve, and asked: "What Happen?"
The old man, who only understand English but can't speak it, replied in what the little boy thought was gibberish. The boy, confused, requested his grandfather to repeat his statement.
So, the old man said in dialect again, this time louder: "Gong gong gong, gong gong gong gong, gong gong gong gong!"
hahahas!
not original but nice twist :D
someone this out in chinese... it's tedious to understand like that...