A blonde was shopping with her headphones on. She stopped in a hair salon, wanting a hair cut. When it is her turn, she instructed that the hair stylist not to take off the headphones. The stylist was confused and asked why, to which the blonde just walked off.
She went to a different hair salon and requested for the same wierd thing. The salon, having a slow day, agreed. Halfway to a treatment, the blonde fell asleep in the chair, the inquisitive stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot.
Confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. They were saying, "Breath in, breath out."
dumb blonde