Welcome To Singapore
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1. Night - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on
2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Night - Cannot Sleep
3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke
4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)
5. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox
6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy,harder & harder to Maintain
7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More
8. High-tech barbaric Singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the art equipment, but dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet
9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF .... but no Cash and lots of loans
10. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese
11. Singaporean never like to vote, but like to complain
12. Half Singaporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats
13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost14. types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin' hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!, otherwise.15. common interest among all typical Singaporeans: Food, glorious food! Shopping, Welcome to the Great Singapore Sale! Toto/4D, come Saturday Sunday.. will I win? (bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai) Education - "Boy AH! u finish tuition homework liao or not! Later got piano lesson! AIYO! Your spelling learn already anot?!"16. MRT lines: North South line, East West line, North East line17. hours(approx): is needed to travel from one end to another end of Singapore.18. common language: Singlish "See liao lah... What you want?" "SCUSE" -
Scuse is the cutest Singlish word IMO hahahahaha
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