Why Boys Can Never Win
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There was this boy and girl, in the 1st Grade, who always competed in class for the top student student position. The girl, who have never won before, owned the boy in the most recent semester. The boy, unhappy, decide to wait for her outside her house one day because in his mind, boys are the superior species.
When she appoached her house, the boy exclaimed: "Look! I have this basketball! I can shoot hoops and do stunts with it, and because only a boy can do it, and you are a girl, so you don't have it, you can't have it!"
The girl went home, unhappy, cried, and reported to her mother. The next day, the girl proudly presents her new basketball, which her mother had just bought for her. The boy, infuriated, went home and return with his bike and gave the same taunting comments. The girl return home crying, again.
A day past and the same thing happens, the girl got a new bike from her caring mother. Showing it off, this pisses the boy off so much that he pulled down his pants, grabbed his dick and shouted: "THIS IS A DICK, YOU CAN'T BUY IT, AND THIS IS WHY I AM BETTER THAN YOU!!!"
The girl, shocked, went home crying again. The next day, after consulting her mother, the girl met the boy with a smile. The boy, pissed once more, he pulled down his pants. The girl then smirked, lifted up her skirt, pulled down her panties, pointing to her hole, then pointing to the dick and said: "AS LONG AS I HAVE THIS, I CAN HAVE AS MANY OF THOSE AS I WANT!!!"
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old joke but gd try
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Thank you...
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LOL
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