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Little Johnny

• PassiveIncome1

  22 Mar 09, 20:22

  Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the
  night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and
  thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can
  even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsey ride! Daddy, can I
  ride on your back?"

  Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions,
  and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops
  on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and
  gasping. Johnny cries out, "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part
  where me and the postman usually get bucked off!"

• omgukilledkenny

  22 Mar 09, 20:41

  

• tripsky

  22 Mar 09, 20:44

  

• Plastic Bag

  22 Mar 09, 20:57

  

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  22 Mar 09, 21:37

  Originally posted by PassiveIncome1:

  Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the
  night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and
  thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can
  even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsey ride! Daddy, can I
  ride on your back?"

  Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions,
  and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops
  on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and
  gasping. Johnny cries out, "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part
  where me and the postman usually get bucked off!"

  
  

• jayh272416

  22 Mar 09, 21:56

  

• SiMiLaiEh*

  22 Mar 09, 22:36

  oops

• youyayu

  23 Mar 09, 03:11

  

• eagle

  23 Mar 09, 11:25

  

• lianamaster

  25 Mar 09, 00:43

  

• Choppy Hats

  25 Mar 09, 00:50