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It hurts, doesn't it?

• Ha ha ho ho hee hee a-ha

  21 Mar 09, 19:19

  A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his ass!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!"

• tr@nsp0rt_F3V3R

  21 Mar 09, 19:21

  u mean de guy not dead yet?!

• lianamaster

  21 Mar 09, 23:18

  

• jayh272416

  22 Mar 09, 00:04

  

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  22 Mar 09, 10:24

  Originally posted by Ha ha ho ho hee hee a-ha:

  A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his ass!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!"