A Really Bad Day
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, saw my wife naked on the bed, wanted the screw the brains out of her to forget all the bad things that had happen and i did, but when we are in the 69 position, a burglar burst through the window and fired his gun. Shocked, my wife peed in my face, bite 3 inches off my dick, and the gardener came out of the closet with his hands in the air, naked, and tried to ran away, but was shot. After that, burglar have his way within the house, and that includes my wife and sodomizing me, he then shove the gun up my ass, to blame the death of the gardener on me. After he left with what he wants, I leave home and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." -
phail .
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Originally posted by Scania N113CRB l0v3r:
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Originally posted by 93'guy:
phail .
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Still kinda funny though
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Originally posted by Chris88110:
Still kinda funny though
*looks at your post count ..*
*looks at my post count ..*
Yes . Just a little .
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