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The blonde who married a Catholic

• GIB

  20 Mar 09, 23:28

  On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.
  
  When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, 'It's Lent.'
  
  In tears, she sobbed, 'Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Who in the hell did you lend it to, and for how long?'

• jayh272416

  20 Mar 09, 23:31

  LOL

• SingaporeMacross

  21 Mar 09, 01:04

  Actually, it is Lent now!

• Q.C.Pak

  21 Mar 09, 01:36

  

• Angelababy

  21 Mar 09, 01:40

  put a smile on my face=)

• kirei kirei

  21 Mar 09, 01:41

  haha...

• lianamaster

  21 Mar 09, 10:44

  

• dumbdumb!

  21 Mar 09, 10:46

  lent cannot have sex meh =(

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  21 Mar 09, 10:48

  

• jayh272416

  21 Mar 09, 10:52

  Originally posted by SingaporeMacross:

  Actually, it is Lent now!

  good point 

• PassiveIncome1

  21 Mar 09, 20:27

  Amen

• Hello Kitty

  21 Mar 09, 20:31

  catholics can liddis de meh?

• PassiveIncome1

  21 Mar 09, 20:32

  Catholics can masturbate and not go blind too

• caleb_chiang

  21 Mar 09, 20:49

  

• yourmotherrr

  21 Mar 09, 21:10

  HAHAHA. Lent can't do anything.

• brainerror

  21 Mar 09, 21:14

  hahas, what the hell?