On trial

• PassiveIncome1

  19 Mar 09, 16:03

  The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with
  beating your wife to death with a hammer."

  A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard."

  The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law
  to death with a hammer."

  The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You damned bastard."

  The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom,
  "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime.
  But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is
  that a problem?"

  The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "For fifteen
  years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked
  to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

• QX179R

  19 Mar 09, 16:05

  

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  19 Mar 09, 16:14

  
  
  A Liar

• jayh272416

  19 Mar 09, 20:56

  LOL

  

• Vel Vel

  20 Mar 09, 12:19

  nice.. lol

• omgukilledkenny

  20 Mar 09, 12:25

  

• lianamaster

  21 Mar 09, 10:34

  

• pewpew

  22 Mar 09, 14:03

  sorry to spoil this but , ^^ PB