How the Jews Got the Ten Commandments

• PassiveIncome1

  19 Mar 09, 16:02

  God went to the Arabs and said,

  
  "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

  
  The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"

  
  And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."

  
  "Can you give us an example?"

  
  "Thou shall not kill."

  
  "Not kill? We're not interested."

  
  So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

  
  The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and
  Mother."

  
  "Father? We don't know who our fathers are."

  
  Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."

  
  The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said,

  
  "Thou shall not steal."

  
  "Not steal? We're not interested."

  
  Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."

  
  The French too wanted an example and the Lord said,

  
  "Thou shall not commit adultery."

  
  "Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

  
  Finally, He went to the Jews and said,

  
  "I have Commandments."

  
  "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"

  
  "They're free."

   

  "We'll take 10."

• seotiblizzard

  19 Mar 09, 16:05

  HAHAHAHAHAHAH. . CB. Hahaha.

• youyayu

  19 Mar 09, 16:06

  

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  19 Mar 09, 16:13

  

• yourmotherrr

  19 Mar 09, 17:54

  haha! good one.

• jayh272416

  19 Mar 09, 22:02

  LOL

• Vel Vel

  20 Mar 09, 12:16

  hahaha funny

• TehJarVu

  20 Mar 09, 12:26

  omg this is funny

• omgukilledkenny

  20 Mar 09, 12:37

  

• Chew Bakar

  20 Mar 09, 18:42

  

• Darkknighthuang

  20 Mar 09, 22:39

   You get a 10 for this.

• eagle

  20 Mar 09, 22:54

  nice!

• lianamaster

  21 Mar 09, 10:41

  

• pewpew

  22 Mar 09, 14:12

  hahahahahaah good one!