Easy Money
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A hooker working on her first day was looking for an easy prey as her first client. As she prowled the streets, she noticed an old sickly looking man in his 70s strolling aimlessly.
Thinking that she had struck gold since he didn't look abit capable of muscling an erection and that it would be a quickie, she approached him. They agreed on a price and headed for the motel.
In the room, he volunteered to take the shower first while she stripped and laid on the bed to wait for him.
When he came out from the showers, he had nothing on but a condom, a ear plug and a nose plug.
Curious, she asked him what were the plugs all about.
Old man: Well lady, after all these years of humping, the 2 things that i can't stand in life are the sound of screaming women and the smell of burning rubber......
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lol...
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NICE!
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OMG LOL!!!!
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need for speed
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Why don't put lubricant............siao
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skoo holidae start liao sibo? condoms come lubricated one la, ah boi.....
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n1
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Yeeeeeee
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Originally posted by NewAgeSensitiveBoy:
skoo holidae start liao sibo? condoms come lubricated one la, ah boi.....
Maybe uncle use very old type of condom. No lubricant one. -
Very funny.
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