uniquely singapore
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1) When lift door opens...
Aus: The one nearest will automatically hold the
button for the rest to go in first, then he go is last.
SG: The people behind will squeeze from behind to
get to the front, shoving and pushing to block those exiting.
2) While waiting in line to pay at cashier...
Aus: Those in front with many groceries will let you
to pay first, if you got only few items to pay.
SG: Hope la... Wait in line for your turn. So what if you only queueing to pay
for 1 drink can. I got a whole trolley of groceries! Tan la.....
3) If you pushing a pram at a busy mall...
Aus: People will give way to you to get through the crowd.
SG: People will ignore your pram and squeeze through.
If your pram hit their leg, they will turn around and give you a CB look.
4) While trying to find a lot at a busy carpark...
Aus: They will let you park first if you got children in car, especially if
you got prams.
SG: Nabeh.... I come first hor. Got kids, so what? wait la, why cannot wait is it???
5) Driving along the road, trying to change lanes..
Aus: the moment you signal, they will slow down for you.
SG: The moment you signal, they will go faster beside to block your lane.
6) When calling a helpline...
Aus: "Thank you for calling Austar, your call is important to us, and we
will attend to you as soon as possible. Pls hold."and then, 5 secs, someone
answers..... " Sorry for holding, this is Ann, howmay I assist you?"
SG: " Our system is not getting a response from the subscriber's mobile
phone. Pls try again later"...... enagaged tone.. Or else, it is "All our
operators are busy at the moment, pls continue tohold and your call will be
answered in the next available order." After 10minutes.... still same msg.
Hang up lor.
7) At Macdonalds...
Aus: " G' Day, may I have your order, sir?....would that be all?...thank you
and you have a nice day. I am glad to be of serviceto you today. Ta.."
SG: Eating here, or take away????? that will be $11.70. Next pls.....
8) When u bought a dress and realized wrong size. You return to exchange..
Aus: We gladly offer a full refund with no question asked.
SG: Sorry, Goods sold are not refundable!!!
9) When u call up a service company to complain about their service...
Aus: We appreciate your feedback and our company hereby offers you a $50
voucher for your next purchase. Thank you.
SG: We will be following up on the complain and will get back to you
soonest..... After months, die of natural death.
Pretend nothing happened.
10) Your handphone is damaged and you go to a service center...
Aus: We will be glad to lend you a spare while your phone is being repaired.
If it cannot be repaired, we will gladly replace youwith a new phone.
SG: Your phone will take about 3-4 weeks for re pair. Meantime, you have no
phone, but we will call you when its ready..
How to call me when I have no hp???? funny right? -
lol
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Owned liao....一针�血
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haha nice one TS
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nice... :P
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diff country diff style...
for the macdonald part, depends... not all australian counter service people like to talk so much...
you buy stuff wrong size, can get full refund? sure or not... can exchange ok bah...
no phone got pigeon also can lah, haha
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the last one sounds like SE when i sent my phone in for servicing
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number 5 and 6
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no. 10 is soooo typical of Nokia. I was so pissed with them for refusing to admit that they sold me a defective product.
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heard before...seen before...
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Originally posted by skythewood:
you buy stuff wrong size, can get full refund? sure or not... can exchange ok bah...
Apparently i think so, yes .... I remember my law lecturer saying that when i was studying there few years ago.
Their consumer rights very strong... If im not mistaken stores like myers and target offer 30 day no questions asked refund policy. i was very shocked too when i first went there ...
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Originally posted by skythewood:
diff country diff style...
for the macdonald part, depends... not all australian counter service people like to talk so much...
you buy stuff wrong size, can get full refund? sure or not... can exchange ok bah...
no phone got pigeon also can lah, haha
in aus,
an item with a wrong price tag, you find out.
u get it free
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nice
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S'poreans are smart retards.
Suck it up, please.
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Originally posted by maxtor:
Apparently i think so, yes .... I remember my law lecturer saying that when i was studying there few years ago.
Their consumer rights very strong... If im not mistaken stores like myers and target offer 30 day no questions asked refund policy. i was very shocked too when i first went there ...
that's their store policy bah -
4) While trying to find a lot at a busy carpark...
Aus: They will let you park first if you got children in car, especially if
you got prams.
SG: Nabeh.... I come first hor. Got kids, so what? wait la, why cannot wait is it???I tot the latest craze is to ask wife or gf to lie down on the lot to book or best, use tissue paper??
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Originally posted by [J]erry:
in aus,
an item with a wrong price tag, you find out.
u get it free
ok... what about the customer buy wrong size? i will understand if you exchange one for one, but 100% refund seems weird...
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9) When u call up a service company to complain about their service...
Aus: We appreciate your feedback and our company hereby offers you a $50
voucher for your next purchase. Thank you.
SG: We will be following up on the complain and will get back to you
soonest..... After months, die of natural death.
Pretend nothing happened.for this, I can't erase the scene from Transformer when the guy calls the helpdesk.. Enough said..
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I believe theres alot more leh!
Lol...
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Originally posted by skythewood:
ok... what about the customer buy wrong size? i will understand if you exchange one for one, but 100% refund seems weird...
not weird.. in canada, we've got 100% refund up to 30 days. as long the tags are still in tag, etc etc...
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Originally posted by skythewood:
ok... what about the customer buy wrong size? i will understand if you exchange one for one, but 100% refund seems weird...
that the difference...
even with 100% refunds, the customer come back and buy. why not?
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Very funny. 1->5 i grade 5.
