Washington Post Competition

• GIB

  10 Mar 09, 20:43

  WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKED FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE
  
  
  The winners below:
  
  My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
  Marrying you screwed up my life.
  
  I see your face when I am dreaming.
  That's why I always wake up screaming.
  
  Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
  This describes everything you are not.
  
  Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
  But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
  
  I thought that I could love no other --
  that is until I met your brother.
  
  Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
  But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
  and so is your head.
  
  I want to feel your sweet embrace;
  But don't take that paper bag off your face.
  
  I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
  Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
  
  My love, you take my breath away.
  What have you stepped in to smell this way?
  
  My feelings for you no words can tell,
  Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
  
  What inspired this amorous rhyme?
  Two parts tequila, one part lime.

• xstryker

  10 Mar 09, 21:47

  

• jayh272416

  10 Mar 09, 22:30

  

• Only-Way-4-Destiny!

  10 Mar 09, 22:31

  funny

• Pentaxdude90

  10 Mar 09, 23:43

  

• eagle

  12 Mar 09, 17:15

  This one best

  I see your face when I am dreaming.
  That's why I always wake up screaming.

  

• skythewood

  12 Mar 09, 17:18

  Originally posted by eagle:

  This one best

  

  so you have checked, not a repost?

• eagle

  12 Mar 09, 17:19

  Originally posted by skythewood:

  so you have checked, not a repost?

  I said before mah

  can post smileys because I never read before, or not funny, or "posted before" because I read it in sgforums before.

  Each one is an opinion.

  Did you check when you post the phrase "posted before"?

• asharae

  12 Mar 09, 17:27

  

• S.gal83

  12 Mar 09, 17:38

  This is soooo funny.

• lianamaster

  12 Mar 09, 19:08

  

• seotiblizzard

  12 Mar 09, 20:09

  

• Darkknighthuang

  13 Mar 09, 15:38

  So farnie!

   

  Here's a late entry from China, when translated:

   

  You are like the moon,I'm the star, longing to be beside you all the time.

  You are like shit, I'm the fly, hovering above you all the time.

• skythewood

  13 Mar 09, 15:40

  Originally posted by Darkknighthuang:

  So farnie!

   

  Here's a late entry from China, when translated:

   

  You are like the moon,I'm the star, longing to be beside you all the time.

  You are like shit, I'm the fly, hovering above you all the time.

  indeed, time rhymes with time.... but try not to use the same words...

• Snookerlover

  14 Mar 09, 14:04

  What a good post!!! I like it.

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  14 Mar 09, 15:18

  

• tr@nsp0rt_F3V3R

  14 Mar 09, 15:25

  deserve 1st place... ...

  

  

  

  

  

• maskedangel

  15 Mar 09, 00:44

  n1