Grapes and ducks?

• Only-Way-4-Destiny!

  10 Mar 09, 18:51

  One day, a duck went into a bar and ask the bar tender... " you got any grapes?" The bar tender replied "No, we do not sell any grapes" and the duck thanked the bar tender and left.

  The next day, the duck went into the bar and asked the bar tender " got any grapes?" The bar tender replied "NO! WE DO NOT HAVE ANY GRAPES AND WILL NEVER HAVE ANY GRAPES TO SELL" Once again, the duck thanked and left.

  The next day, the duck went into the bar  again, but before it could say anything, the bar tender shouted " HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT WE DO  NOT HAVE ANY ANY GRAPES? If you still want grapes, I am going to nail your beak onto the table!"

  The duck replied " got any nails?"

  The bar tender shounted back "NO"

  Then the duck smiled and asked. " GOT ANY GRAPES?"

• Music-Life

  10 Mar 09, 22:13

  bear?

• Q.C.Pak

  10 Mar 09, 22:14

  

• Lost_Drift

  10 Mar 09, 22:18

  sibei GL but

• skeujin

  10 Mar 09, 22:21

  what bear?

  another joke murdered by bad story telling...

• Only-Way-4-Destiny!

  10 Mar 09, 22:29

  sorry. nail ur beak.

• jayh272416

  10 Mar 09, 22:35

  

• SBS8033D

  12 Mar 09, 16:49

  

• eagle

  12 Mar 09, 17:12

  

  Really GL

• lianamaster

  12 Mar 09, 19:04

  

• KaurexO_o

  12 Mar 09, 20:40

  

• Snookerlover

  14 Mar 09, 14:44

  Annoying duck.

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  14 Mar 09, 15:11

  Sound like The Bangala VS 2AH Beng le (the pok de)