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Turn Around

• Q.C.Pak

  9 Mar 09, 16:37

  A little wimpy guy was on an elevator when a monster of a man entered. The little guy was staring at the bigger man, when the big guy spoke: "I am 7'10" tall, weigh 309lbs, left testicle weighs 1.4lbs, right testicle weighs 1.9lbs, have a 12 and 1/2" penis....Turner Brown."
  
  The little guy chokes and faints dead away.
  
  When he comes to, the bigger guy is holding him up and asks him what happened.
  
  The little guy says, "Please repeat what you said". The big guy says again, "I am 7'10" tall, weigh 309lbs, left testicle weighs 1.4lbs, right testicle weighs 1.9lbs, have a 12 & 1/2" penis....name is Turner Brown".
  
  The little guy breathes a sigh of relief and says "Whew, I thought you said to Turn Around!"

• jayh272416

  9 Mar 09, 16:57

  

• eagle

  9 Mar 09, 17:12

  sigh

  posted before as well

• maskedangel

  10 Mar 09, 07:33

  LOL

• gunner77

  10 Mar 09, 13:25

  

  why his right ball is heavier than the other?

• lianamaster

  10 Mar 09, 16:22

  

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  10 Mar 09, 17:45