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Elderly sex

• Q.C.Pak

  9 Mar 09, 16:29

  An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him.
  
  After they were both totally bombed, he started groping the old lady and pulling at her cloths. He managed to get her blouse and bra off before she stopped him.
  
  She said, "I can't do this, I have acute angina".
  
  The old guy says "God, I hope so, you've got the ugliest tits I've ever seen."

• jayh272416

  9 Mar 09, 16:53

  

• Only-Way-4-Destiny!

  9 Mar 09, 21:30

  

• maskedangel

  10 Mar 09, 07:26

  lol!

• gunner77

  10 Mar 09, 13:20

  

• Blood On Fire

  10 Mar 09, 14:32

  LAWL! This is real funnee

• lianamaster

  10 Mar 09, 16:22

  

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  10 Mar 09, 17:44