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• PassiveIncome1

  8 Mar 09, 20:30

  1.  Two Russians meet on the street corner.  One spat.  The other said,
  "Yuri, please, let's not talk politics today."

  
  2.  Egypt sent a mummy to Russia as a gift.  The Egyptians said they were
  sorry, but they didn't know how old it was.  Several weeks later, a
  Russian rep called the Egyptian curator and said they now knew the
  mummy's exact age.
  Amazed, the Egyptian asked, "How did you find out ?  All of our tests were
  inconclusive."
  "Easy." the Russian replied.  "The mummy confessed."

• jayh272416

  8 Mar 09, 21:25

  

• Only-Way-4-Destiny!

  8 Mar 09, 22:50

  LOL

• Komon

  9 Mar 09, 05:02

  I dont get the 2nd joke . What they mean by the mummy confessed?

• crimson soldier

  9 Mar 09, 13:41

  Originally posted by Komon:

  I dont get the 2nd joke . What they mean by the mummy confessed?

  The Russian police and judiciary are famed for making people plead guilty to crimes not committed : P

• Komon

  9 Mar 09, 19:08

  Oh LOL

• Lost_Drift

  9 Mar 09, 21:50

  

• maskedangel

  10 Mar 09, 07:24

  LOLed hard at the second one!

• Blood On Fire

  10 Mar 09, 14:42

  LOL

• Q.C.Pak

  10 Mar 09, 15:06

  

• lianamaster

  10 Mar 09, 16:23

  

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  10 Mar 09, 17:45