Sleep Is Better Than SEX
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Sleep Is Better Than Sex Because...
... You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.
... No one will start rumors about how much you sleep.
... You won't complain in the morning about not getting any.
... You don't have to pay for sleep.
... You don't need to sleep after sleeping.
... Sleep can last a good eight hours.... or even more!
... You can sleep in church.
... While sleeping, you can have sex with anyone you want.
... Your teddy bear never complains.
... It's legal to sleep in any position in whichever country
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Originally posted by PassiveIncome1:
Sleep Is Better Than Sex Because...
... You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.
... No one will start rumors about how much you sleep.
... You won't complain in the morning about not getting any.
... You don't have to pay for sleep.
... You don't need to sleep after sleeping.
... Sleep can last a good eight hours.... or even more!
... You can sleep in church.
... While sleeping, you can have sex with anyone you want.
... Your teddy bear never complains.
... It's legal to sleep in any position in whichever country
you live in.will complain bout not getting slp lor
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I like the church one
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Originally posted by PassiveIncome1:
Sleep Is Better Than Sex Because...
... You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.
... No one will start rumors about how much you sleep.
... You won't complain in the morning about not getting any.
... You don't have to pay for sleep.
... You don't need to sleep after sleeping.
... Sleep can last a good eight hours.... or even more!
... You can sleep in church.
... While sleeping, you can have sex with anyone you want.
... Your teddy bear never complains.
... It's legal to sleep in any position in whichever country
you live in.yes people have started rumours about how much sleep i get.
i do complain in the morning about not getting any if i didnt get any at night.
if i'm in a hotel, i have to pay to sleep.
i still need to sleep (perhaps the next night or a few hours later after i wake) after sleeping.i dont have a teddy bear T.T
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lol!
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