Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think your singing is great.
A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
Dogs don’t expect you to call when you are running late.
The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
Anyone can get a good looking dog.
If a dog is georgous, other dogs don’t hate it.
Dogs like it when you leave a lot of things on the floor.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
A dog’s parents never visit.
Dogs love long car trips.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for
directions.
When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, it is
all right to shoot it.
Dogs don’t hate their bodies.
Dogs don’t shop.
Dogs never critize.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.
It’s legal to keep a dog chained at your house.
Dogs don’t worry about germs.
Dogs don’t want to know about every other dog you ever had.
You never have to wait for a dog. They’re ready to go 24/7.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
Dogs can’t talk.
Dogs seldom outlive you.
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"Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public."
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Originally posted by superlibra:"Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public."
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