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I'm not eating any more chicken...

• Q.C.Pak

  5 Mar 09, 17:13

  A little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter shed.
  "Tommy," she said, "I'm not eating any more chicken sandwiches."
  
  "Why?" he asked.
  
  "'Cause I'm starting to grow feathers down here," she said, pointing to the bottom of her tummy.
  
  "I don't believe you," he said. "You'll have to show me."
  
  Behind the shed they went, where the inspection took place.
  
  "You're right," he said. "I've been eating a lot of chicken also. Perhaps I'm getting feathers too."
  
  "Well, I'd better have a look," she said.
  
  After a lengthy examination, she looked up and said, "Oh, I think it's too late for you. You've got the neck and giblets too."

• [J]erry

  5 Mar 09, 17:20

  WTF LOL!!

• caleb_chiang

  5 Mar 09, 17:23

  

• nature-ones

  5 Mar 09, 17:25

  

• Komon

  5 Mar 09, 18:17

  LOL

• jayh272416

  5 Mar 09, 18:28

  

• Midlusionz

  5 Mar 09, 18:30

  LAWL!

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  5 Mar 09, 18:31

  

• cApitaland

  5 Mar 09, 19:22

  

• asharae

  5 Mar 09, 22:26

  LOL nice one!

• Noahtay

  5 Mar 09, 22:40

  

• JJxJJ

  6 Mar 09, 13:11

  !

• Rock^Star

  6 Mar 09, 13:37

  Seriously, not that funny.

• gunner77

  7 Mar 09, 18:53

  

• Deino

  7 Mar 09, 18:57

  LOL

• limpper

  7 Mar 09, 19:13

  

• maskedangel

  8 Mar 09, 01:18

  lol

• klivee

  8 Mar 09, 08:55

  okok

• lianamaster

  10 Mar 09, 16:06