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weigh loss clinic

• Noahtay

  1 Mar 09, 17:14

  A severely obese man, upon the advise of his physician, goes into a quick weight loss center.
  
  "First time?" asks the receptionist. "We’ll start you out on the 10 pound program."
  
  She takes him into a room and departs, locking the door behind her. In the middle of the room is a nude woman with a sign on her:
  
  "IF YOU CATCH ME YOU CAN FUCK ME"
  
  He chases the attractive woman around the room for an hour or so until catching her and doesn’t come out for another hour or so. When he finally gets home and weighs himself, he’s lost twelve pounds.
  
  Needless to say, he loves this place. He returns the next day with his fifty bucks handy. "I’ll try the 20 pound program today." She takes him to another room and locks him in just as before. In the middle of the room is a 400 pound gorilla with a sign on him:
  
  "IF I CATCH YOU I GET TO FUCK YOU."

• rlsh07

  1 Mar 09, 17:15

  heard before le 

• Noahtay

  1 Mar 09, 17:16

  

• rlsh07

  1 Mar 09, 17:17

  Originally posted by Noahtay:

  

  but still a gd way to lose weight for guys 

• jayh272416

  1 Mar 09, 21:52

  

• 4sg

  1 Mar 09, 22:20

  

• lianamaster

  2 Mar 09, 19:20

  

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  2 Mar 09, 22:22

  

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  5 Mar 09, 10:04

  the 20 pound program also can cure constipation wor...

  

• hisoka

  5 Mar 09, 10:14

  you missed out the middle parts of the joke wor