Not really an actual joke, just a cute story I wanna tell
I was at a convenience store just now. While queuing up to pay, I spotted a few boxes of condoms on the counter rack.
Mostly Durex, with various different styles available; feather-lite,ribbed etc;
Made me wonder if I, at the sweet age of 18, should be hitting the clubs and keeping some of those in my wallet.
As I got lost in my thoughts, I heard a man behind me ask:
(In Mandarin) 'Eh, this one only got one size ar?'
Wow...O really?
And so I picked up one of those boxes to check out if they indeed, come in only one size.
As
I was fixated onto the box, busy determining what size it is, the man
who asked that question brushed past me and handed the lady at the
counter, a LARGE
Ribena Bottle.
Oh so THAT was the size he was referring to. RIBENA bottle size, nothing else.
What a let DOWN eh?
And so I replaced the box of rubbers with a smile.
"Why Boy? Changed your mind?" the lady asked, giving me the cheeky look.
Story 70% fabricated. Relak:D And stuff the Ribena Bottle Up Your Asses.
ok..
Firstly you said..
Not really an actual joke, just a cute story I wanna tell
But then..
Story 70% fabricated. Relak:D And stuff the Ribena Bottle Up Your Asses.
If it has been altered that much why not just call it a joke? :D
and quite funny ;) u heard of the woman smoking a camel brand ciggarette?
Originally posted by Hariz:ok..
Firstly you said..
Not really an actual joke, just a cute story I wanna tell
But then..
Story 70% fabricated. Relak:D And stuff the Ribena Bottle Up Your Asses.
If it has been altered that much why not just call it a joke? :D
and quite funny ;) u heard of the woman smoking a camel brand ciggarette?
nope, what is it abt??
Hi stompveece
ok so theres this woman whose smoking the CAMEL brand ciggarette..she only had one stick left and she decided she would enjoy it . She took out her lighter and was just about to light the cig when it started to rain.Instinctively , she ran to the nearest 7 eleven and thought of an idea to keep her ciggarette from getting wet.
"Hi I would like to buy a box of condoms",She said hurriedly
"What size would you be interested in?"the salesman aske
Do you have a size which fits a CAMEL'S?
;D ;D ;D ;D