A pastor decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to
his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the pastor reported the following
results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
The third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
The fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Pastor asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this
demonstration?"
Little David was sitting in the back, quickly raised his hand and
said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have
worms!"
That pretty much ended the service.
LOL!
lol consuming soil isn't healthy either wor
Goood....
evil pastor is a worm killer.
soil is full of micro-organisms
lol
The boy really thinks differently...