Obama, McCain, Hillary All Die And Go To Heaven

• 4sg

  25 Feb 09, 22:16

  John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?”

  McCain takes a breath and then replies, “Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book.”
  
  God looks down and then says, “You can sit to my left side.”

  So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to Hillary, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?”
  
  Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, “I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long.”
  
  God again looks down and this time says, “You can sit to my right side.”

  Finally God turns to Barack Obama and asks, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?”
  
  Obama smiled and replied, “I think you’re in my seat.”

• [J]erry

  25 Feb 09, 22:18

  

• AvanteGarde

  25 Feb 09, 23:07

  God replies, "So you shall sit on my lap."

• jayh272416

  25 Feb 09, 23:30

  

• The Showstopper

  25 Feb 09, 23:32

  

• maskedangel

  26 Feb 09, 02:32

  lol

• seotiblizzard

  26 Feb 09, 02:37

  . We need change.

• NewAgeSensitiveBoy

  26 Feb 09, 13:06

  And i can see Russia from my kitchen.....

• Only-Way-4-Destiny!

  26 Feb 09, 19:32

  

  

  

• SBS7484P

  26 Feb 09, 19:35

  

• lianamaster

  27 Feb 09, 17:06

  

• purple_b

  27 Feb 09, 22:32

  Originally posted by seotiblizzard:

  . We need change.

  
  For how much? I got a lot of coins in my wallet; so heavy.
• 16/f/lonely

  27 Feb 09, 22:34

  Old joke....but still funny.

• Lost_Drift

  28 Feb 09, 00:02

  

• seotiblizzard

  3 Mar 09, 06:36

  Originally posted by purple_b:

  
  For how much? I got a lot of coins in my wallet; so heavy.

  
  -.-"

   

  U sure u got enough anot?

  I need like:

  18 $1 coins.

  23 50cents coins.

  13 20cent coins.

  6 10cent coins.

  7 5 cent coints.

   

   

• skythewood

  3 Mar 09, 08:02

  Haha, written by republicans.... the story is always the same, just that the character changes... Singapore version will definitely feature Lee Kuan Yew

• purple_b

  3 Mar 09, 08:27

  Originally posted by seotiblizzard:

  
  -.-"

   

  U sure u got enough anot?

  I need like:

  18 $1 coins.

  23 50cents coins.

  13 20cent coins.

  6 10cent coins.

  7 5 cent coints.

   

   

  
  Wah. I don't have enough, but I can get from my brother's piggy bank.
• seotiblizzard

  3 Mar 09, 16:38

  Originally posted by purple_b:

  
  Wah. I don't have enough, but I can get from my brother's piggy bank.

  
  Har, then how. Ok lor.

  U go get liao then tell me ok?