2 nuns and a monk
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There was this nun hut that is beside a monk hut.One nyte,two nuns felt very hot.they wanna bathe,but ran out of soap.Therefore they decide to go over to the monk hut to steal the soap.There was this monk who was oso bathing,he gt a shock when he heard women's voices,thus he kept quiet and act as a statue ,naked!His hands with soap den.The 2 nuns were amazed by this statue.They were amused by the statue tt it actually has soap on his hands .They began to xplore this statue.As They have never seen a guy in their entire life,hence they did not noe at all bout guys "private area".They saw this "stick" sticking out from the monk and went to "pull it" .The 1st nun pulled it hard and wow,she was amused by the fact that they now have "shampoo" for free! The 2nd monk oso wanna tried.thiss tyme pulling harder,there were more "shampoo".They were happy with this trip made and happily went bck to bath.LOL!
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jesus christ... if you cant tell a joke properly then just simply cut n paste from the site you read it from.
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its told to me by a fren.just wanna share wif people out there who dont gives sacastic comments.
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im not being sarcastic. the way you told the joke sucked.
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since it sucks den y bother to even comment on it.I can be realli bad at telling jokes.but can u be realli tt gd in telling jokes? i DOUBT so.therefore pls do not even comment on it.
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Just to show you how bad your joke was...
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand and heads back to the showers.
He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he’s a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his penis. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
“Oh look,” says the first nun. “It’s a soap dispenser.”
To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
Amazed, the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times, but nothing happens. Frustrated, she gives several more tugs… then yells… “Holy Mary, Mother of God! It’s a HAND LOTION DISPENSER TOO!”
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yea.THANKS for telling me how bad my jokes is.at least i made an effort to write it in my own words,my own way.not just copy and paste or anything.cant be bothered
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Your most welcome, your effort to put it in your own words will be noted even thou it was what made the joke suck.
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Originally posted by jingy:
its told to me by a fren.just wanna share wif people out there who dont gives sacastic comments.
I bet you do not even know what sacarsm means. -
VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO!
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Originally posted by The Showstopper:
VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO!
lol
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Originally posted by skeujin:
Just to show you how bad your joke was...
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand and heads back to the showers.
He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he’s a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his penis. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
“Oh look,” says the first nun. “It’s a soap dispenser.”
To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
Amazed, the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times, but nothing happens. Frustrated, she gives several more tugs… then yells… “Holy Mary, Mother of God! It’s a HAND LOTION DISPENSER TOO!”
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Hi TS a correction to be made
They saw this "stick" sticking out from the monk and went to "pull it" .The 1st nun pulled it hard and wow,she was amused by the fact that they now have "shampoo" for free! The 2nd monk oso wanna tried.thiss tyme pulling harder,there were more "shampoo".They were happy with this trip made and happily went bck to bath.LOL!
The image of a monk pulling another monk's wang is pretty gay.
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yea. the second monk lol.
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Eeeeeyer =x
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well, I think we should just give some credit to TS for sharing the joke.
and give it a huge pinch of salt and not gut him anymore, agree?
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i would prefer if she could just copy and paste =)
thanks anw for writing it yourself -
pruss one
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ok bah.
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good effort jingy. At least you didnt plagarise by writting the joke in your own words.
A word of advise to those who like to criticise so much:
"What goes around comes around"!!!
You will understand the feeling of being criticised one day! Just wait and see.
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Originally posted by longGe:
good effort jingy. At least you didnt plagarise by writting the joke in your own words.
hello goon... thats exactly what he did... duhz
are u jus dumb or r u jingy's clone?
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oh gosh! Look who's dumb here. I wonder did you pass your english. Do u understand wat it means by plagarism?
"Plagiarism is the use or close imitation of the language and ideas of another author and representation of them as one's original work."
- wikipedia, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plagiarism
Oh ya! Ironically, you are the one plagiarising instead of jingy.
Well done indeed!
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Originally posted by longGe:
oh gosh! Look who's dumb here. I wonder did you pass your english. Do u understand wat it means by plagarism?
"Plagiarism is the use or close imitation of the language and ideas of another author and representation of them as one's original work."
- wikipedia, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plagiarism
Oh ya! Ironically, you are the one plagiarising instead of jingy.
Well done indeed!
apparently you did worse in english then i did
i openly said it's better to cut n paste n nowhere did i claim the joke was mine.
i just said that he was telling the joke wrong n it sucked. Thus i gave him the copy of the original joke so he can see where he went wrong.
whereas the TS did everything in your explanation of plagiarism -
As the quoted from yourself 'used or close imitation of the language and ideas of another author'
"yea.THANKS for telling me how bad my jokes is.at least i made an effort to write it in my own words,my own way.not just copy and paste or anything.cant be bothered"
He even admitted it... duhz
Try harder k...