3 Hunters
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3 hunters lost their way in the jungle and eventually found themselves stuck with a lion.
Not having any ammo left from their hunting, the hunters pleaded with the lion for mercy. The lion agreed to let them off only on one condition. Which is, each hunter must collect 10 similar fruits and report back to the lion.
Off they go and very promptly, the first hunter came back with 10 apples. The lion told the first hunter, "I want you to insert every single apple into your anus, if you could hold out and not make any noise then you are free".
The hunter gave it a shot, he tried to insert the apple into his hole but the pain overcome his fear and his let out a scream, immediately the lion pounces on him and ate him up.
Then the second hunter came back with 10 cherries and were instructed by the lion to do the same thing. The hunter slowly and easily pop each cherries into his anus, "1 cherry, 2 cherry, 3...7...8..9...hahaha". The lion immeditely ate the second hunter up.
When the second hunter goes to heaven, the first hunter was there to receive him. The first hunter asked, why did you laugh when you are going to insert the last cherry?
the second hunter replied, coz i saw the third hunter coming back with 10 durains!
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posted before similar ones...
and the hunters must be real dumb to come back after collecting the fruits to get eaten
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1st time hear got lion de. . .
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phail . facepalm