Was @ cineleisure, watching "Let the Right One In", a Swedish vampire romance flick.
The boy,named Oskar was chillin on the bed with the vampire girl.
I think both of them were a bit horny.
Then Oskar asked the vampire girl if she would be his 'steady' (lols!)
And the vampire Girl went like "Oskar...I'm not a girl"
Neither is the girl a tranny, duh???
There are boy-Vampires and there are girl-Vampires
Intimacy is possible
Hey! Girl vampires have pussies too k?
Just that it's served cold.
But I wonder what will happen if the boy wants the vampire girl to give him a blowjob. Will she accidentally bite the vein in the penis and start sucking...lethally?
And passerbys won't even come forward to help when that happens. Because it will just look like the vampire girl's giving a really awesome blowjob and the boy's screaming his HEAD off because of the intensity of it.
pls post your jokes on your blog where nobody can see it
thank you, stomperveecee
Originally posted by gigabyte14:pls post your jokes on your blog where nobody can see it
thank you, stomperveecee
my blog has 250 visitors a day, less than Sgforums, but Sgforums need some "education" frm Sir StompVeeCee