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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen."
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "That driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off -- Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."