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Remarks at your funeral

• eagle

  20 Feb 09, 17:50

  3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are talking about you, what would you like them to say?
  
  The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
  
  The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
  
  The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!

• Pentaxdude90

  20 Feb 09, 21:15

  

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  20 Feb 09, 21:18

  

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  20 Feb 09, 21:21

  

• xJin-

  20 Feb 09, 21:41

  

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  20 Feb 09, 21:42

  

• gigabyte14

  20 Feb 09, 22:00

  LOL

• Kacang

  20 Feb 09, 22:24

  Undead.........pour kerosene and cremate.

• lifelikedrama

  20 Feb 09, 22:45

  lol

• Only-Way-4-Destiny!

  20 Feb 09, 22:47

  

• gunner77

  20 Feb 09, 22:48

  

• pewpew

  21 Feb 09, 00:08

  nice

• QX179R

  21 Feb 09, 00:10

  

• maskedangel

  21 Feb 09, 04:15

  lol

• sand king

  21 Feb 09, 05:00

  lol cute

• jayh272416

  21 Feb 09, 11:29

  

• Lost_Drift

  23 Feb 09, 12:06