God will save me
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There was once a very devoted Catholic that lived by the bible and nothing in the world can shake her faith in God.
Came 1 day the siren rang in her town warning the residents to evacute the approaching hurricane and everybody was rushing out of town to avoid the catastrophe....
"Why worry" said the old lady "God will take care of us, there's no need to rush"
Soon after the Storm came and swept the town. Foot soldiers combed the houses in knee-high waters for anybody who had trouble evacuating.
Soldiers: Come on lady, follow us, the storm is getting worse....
Old lady: Don't worry son, save those without God, I have the almighty one to take care of me....
The soldiers left and soon the waters were flooding the houses and the lady was left hanging by her windows. Then came a rescue boat....
Soldiers: Hop in mdm... we are here to get you outta this damn storm....
Old lady: Go save those who need you son, God is with me.....
The boat left reluctantly and the storm was soon engulfing the houses leaving the lady tip-toeing on her roof struggling to stay above the raging waters. Then came the rescue chopper radioing from above....
Pilot: Grab the ladder mdm.... Hurry before its too late....
Old Lady: blurb blurb... go save those blurb blurb.... who need you.... blurb blurb... God will come for me....blurb blurb....
And with her dying breath, the lady finally drowned and appeared before the pearly gates....
Old Lady: (Angrily to God) Of all my life I have devoted completely to you, Never once have I swayed in my belief that I will be safe in your hands.... How can you fail this once when I needed you and let me drown in such a horrible death.....
God: Lady.... I've warned you with the sirens, send you the troops, summon the navy and eventually the chopper and none of which appeases you.... what more do you want me to do?
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This is'nt really a joke, its an old christian tale
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its a sermon. not a joke...
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what is sermon
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ok.
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so dont believe in god
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What is a sermon?
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Good for her
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Heard before.
