The Truth Can Hurt...
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A husband comes home and finds his wife in bed with a man. He is furious and wants to leave at once.
The wife pleads, "Give me a moment to explain. This man came to my door an hour ago and asked for something to eat. I gave him a sandwich. I noticed that his shoes were worn out, so I looked in your closet and found a pair that you haven't had on your feet for five years, and I gave him the shoes to put on. Then I saw his jacket was very torn, so I went back to your closet and found a jacket that you haven't worn for eight years. When he
took his old jacket off to put yours on, I saw that his shirt was falling to pieces, so I opened your bureau drawer and gave him a shirt that you haven't worn for the past twelve years. Then as this man was going out of the door he turned to me and asked, "Is there anything else around here that your husband doesn't use?" -
lols
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lol lousy husband never use wife meow meow..
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LOL.
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