There was a young lady from China,
Who had an enormous vagina,
And when she was dead,
They painted it red,
And used it for docking a liner.
There was a young fellow named Biddle,
Was seldom hard up for a diddle,
For according to rumor, His tool had a tumor,
And a fine row of warts down the middle.
His brother, a bastard named Ben,
Could rotate his pecker, and then
He would shoot through his rear,
Which made him the dear
Of the girls, and the envy of men.
His other young brother, named Saul,
Was able to bounce either ball,
He could stretch them and snap them,
And juggle and clap them,
Which earned him the plaudits of all.
They all had a friend, name of Lee,
Whose pecker hung down to his knee,
If he hadn't a' tied it,
The girls they'd all ride it,
And he never could use it to pee.
An agreeable girl named Miss Doves,
Likes to jack off the young men she loves,
She will use her bare fist,
If the fellows insist,
But she really prefers to wear gloves.
In a stream was our Lady Gertrude,
Whose bath left her totally nude, A man came along,
(And unless I am wrong, You expected this line to be lewd...)
theres another of this, but its different somewhere in the forum..
LOL
Damn funny