You may be a Taliban

• PassiveIncome1

  9 Feb 09, 21:29

  YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...."

     1. You refine heroin for a living, but you  have a moral objection to beer.
  
     2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
  
     3. You have more wives than teeth.
  
     4. You wipe your butt with your bare left  hand, but consider bacon"unclean."
   
     5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
  
     6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
  
     7. You consider television dangerous, but  routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
  
     8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
   
     9. You have nothing against women and think  every man should own at least two.
   
     10. You've always had a crush on your  neighbor's goat.

   

• jayh272416

  9 Feb 09, 21:49

  LOL!

  nice one!

• omgukilledkenny

  9 Feb 09, 21:51

  

• GIB

  9 Feb 09, 22:01

  Not bad. Kinda original.

• pewpew

  9 Feb 09, 22:16

  kinda racist no? but i dont really care o^^o

• Uraniumfish

  9 Feb 09, 22:17

  Haha he

• sand king

  10 Feb 09, 07:03

  i still never understand the goat part. care to share?

• red_amoeba

  10 Feb 09, 18:20

  You like to travel behind in pickups manning a machine gun You hate Obama but you idolise Osama
• PassiveIncome1

  14 Feb 09, 00:27

  

• seotiblizzard

  15 Feb 09, 01:35

  . Basket.

• JJxJJ

  15 Feb 09, 11:35

  Originally posted by sand king:

  i still never understand the goat part. care to share?

  their livestock what