Blogging Vs Church Going (The Shocking Similarities)

• STOMPVEECEE

  8 Feb 09, 08:42

  It's Sunday! Will you guys be lurking around on Weblogs and forums or be at Church? I'm going to the movies probably.

  Alright, let's get to the main dish.
  
  I,ViciousCycle, netizen and sometimes, a Church goer, have discovered the MANY uncanny common grounds between Bloggers and the Church.
  
  Listed them out, be dazzled.
  
  
  1)I blogged for I thought people would give a shit.
   U and I prayed,  thinking God would give a shit.

  God hates us...?
  
  Being politically correct, let me clarify that God does give a shit sometimes.
  Oh some people blog to God. Cute...
  
  
  2)Churches lecture you with their wise opinions on God. Bloggers lecture you with THEIR wise opinions
  and think they are God.
  Oh some churches are bloggers too!
  
  
  3)Both need advertisement.(Don't sue, me, I still got the flyers for evidence)
  
  Exceptions: No advertisement required if it's a personal blog.
  
  No Advertisement if God is personal.
  
  
  4)Both will get really mad if you challenge their beliefs.
  
  
  5)Both seek donations.
  Churches with their baskets(no pun intended). Bloggers with their Paypal/Adsense
  
  6)Both are eagerly trying to get more visitors and followers.
  
  
  7)You make friends at Church *coughs* babe pick-up bar *coughs*.
  You make online friends when you blog, and some do become real life friends.
  
  Hell, heard of the Internet wedding of Rinaz?
  
  They met on Second Life, fell in love, quarrelled, patched up, met in Real Life, and got married...
  
  
  8)Some Bloggers and Church goers looooovvvvveeee to take the moral high ground...
  
  
  9)Some rogue churches insult other religions. Some rougue bloggers flame other bloggers.
  
  
  10)The Church once had a Political say. We bloggers recently had the Bloggers' Association. Anyway, what the hell was that? Not sure. I am a bacteria.
  
  
  Wow 10, that's a lot. Blogging is now officially a religious activity.

   

  Feel free to add on to the list.

• Pentaxdude90

  8 Feb 09, 10:35

  

• jayh272416

  8 Feb 09, 15:14

  Originally posted by Pentaxdude90:

  

  
  i also got the big qn mark to ask

• STOMPVEECEE

  8 Feb 09, 16:01

  ah nvm.

  lols

• jayh272416

  8 Feb 09, 16:05

  Originally posted by STOMPVEECEE:

  ah nvm.

  lols

  
  still laugh. tsk.

• STOMPVEECEE

  8 Feb 09, 16:06

  Originally posted by jayh272416:

  
  still laugh. tsk.

  yay, i irritated u

• jayh272416

  8 Feb 09, 16:09

  Originally posted by STOMPVEECEE:

  yay, i irritated u

  
  try going to NS den. see what will happen if u irritate ppl.

• STOMPVEECEE

  8 Feb 09, 16:10

  Originally posted by jayh272416:

  
  try going to NS den. see what will happen if u irritate ppl.

  nah, in real life evryone loves me. I only irritate ppl like you online.

   

• dumbdumb!

  8 Feb 09, 16:13

  lol. clean up ur post la.. abit confusing..

• jayh272416

  8 Feb 09, 16:15

  Originally posted by STOMPVEECEE:

  nah, in real life evryone loves me. I only irritate ppl like you online.

   

  
  i still laughing at you now. dumb stuck-up loser.

• gd4u

  8 Feb 09, 16:22

  TS
  
  Read my nick .... really