Her Occupation
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Ah Huay walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs
to file her income tax.
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The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few
questions." He gets her name, IC number, address, etc. and
then asks, "What is your occupation?"
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Ah Huay replies, "I'm a whore."
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The accountant is shocked and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That
is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."
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"Ok, I'm a prostitute."
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"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
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They both think for a minute, then Ah Huay excitedly states, "I'm a
chicken farmer!"
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The accountant is puzzled, "What does chicken farming have to do with
being a whore or a prostitute?"
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"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."
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Posted before, but still funny
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Ok i like -
why does a prostitute needs to file income tax?
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ROFL
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lol =)
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LOL =)
ownage -
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lol!!
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wah suddenly tio bump ah
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haha
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Owning