Father John

• PassiveIncome1

  6 Feb 09, 23:29

  It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and young

  nun, Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels

  just the way the old nun had instructed.

   

  Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Fr.

  John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her

  to do, and pray.

   

  The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the

  Saturday nightbath had gone.

   

  "Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily. "I've been saved."

   

  "Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?" asked the

  old nun.

   

  "Well, when Fr. John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to

  wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand

  down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key

  to Heaven."

   

  "Did he now?" said the old nun evenly.

   

  Sister Magdalene continued, "And Fr. John said that if the Key

  to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened

  to me and I would be assured of salvation and eternal peace.

  And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock."

   

  "Is that a fact?" said the old nun even more evenly.

   

  "At first it hurt terribly, but Fr. John said the pathway to

  salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would

  soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good

  being saved."

   

  "That wicked old Devil!" said the old nun. "He told me it was

  Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years!"
• pewpew

  7 Feb 09, 00:10

  hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaa!! nice.

• KaurexO_o

  7 Feb 09, 00:12

  

• sand king

  7 Feb 09, 13:35

  

• FBI

  7 Feb 09, 13:36

  this is seriously funny

• jayh272416

  7 Feb 09, 21:57

  LOL

  two ppl who dont know the truth chatting to each other

• Pentaxdude90

  8 Feb 09, 00:21