The Marines are intelligent

• PassiveIncome1

  6 Feb 09, 23:27

  An Army Ranger was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana

  and he wanted  a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the

  worst  way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the

  local vendors were asking.

   

  After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of

  one of the shopkeepers, the Ranger shouted, "maybe I'll just

  go out and get my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes

  made at a reasonable price!"

   

  The vendor said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you will

  run into a couple of Marines who were in here earlier saying

  the same thing."

   

  So the Ranger headed into the bayou that same day and a

  few hours later came upon two men standing waist deep in

  the water.  He thought,  "those  must  be the two Marines the

  guy in town was talking  about."  Just then, the Ranger saw a

  tremendously long gator swimming rapidly underwater

  towards one of the Marines.

   

  Just as the gator was about to attack, the Marine grabbed its

  neck with both hands and strangled it to death with very little

  effort. Then both Marines dragged it on shore and flipped it on

  its back. Laying nearby were several more of the creatures.

   

  One of the Marines then exclaimed, "Darn, this one doesn't

  have any shoes either!"
• pewpew

  7 Feb 09, 00:06

  smart.

• omgukilledkenny

  7 Feb 09, 00:08

  

• KaurexO_o

  7 Feb 09, 00:09

  

• sand king

  7 Feb 09, 13:37

  hahahaha

• jayh272416

  7 Feb 09, 21:59

  posted before but still

• QX179R

  7 Feb 09, 22:01

  

• ixidor

  8 Feb 09, 09:33

  lol nice one

• Kacang

  20 Feb 09, 05:50

  Got muscle but no brain.

• wisefool83

  20 Feb 09, 10:37

  M.A.R.I.N.E.S: Muscles Are Required. Intelligence Not ESsential.

• lifelikedrama

  20 Feb 09, 22:51

  

• maskedangel

  21 Feb 09, 06:54

  lol

• jayh272416

  21 Feb 09, 11:31

  wah tio bump again.

• Lost_Drift

  23 Feb 09, 12:06