The stripper

• PassiveIncome1

  6 Feb 09, 22:50

  The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory.

  To entertain them the Major called for this HOT number from the nearby

  town. She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers

  went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.

  For her second number she stripped and danced in sheer bra and G

  strings. This time the applause went for 10 minutes.

  The next number she danced topless, and this time the applause went

  on and on.

  The Major had to come on stage and ask them to quiet down for the

  grand finale.

  For her last number, she was to strip completely and dance naked. The

  Major expected the soldiers to make enough noise to bring the roof down.

  The stripper appears nude, and dances for 10 minutes.

  But ten minutes later, there is no clapping - you could hear a pin drop.

  The dancer comes back onto the stage and takes a bow.

  The Major asks her, "What happened? How come there was no clapping

  this time?"

  She replied, "Major, how do you expect those poor boys to clap with one

  hand?!!?"
• gunner77

  6 Feb 09, 22:52

  

• Chris88110

  6 Feb 09, 23:04

  Don't get it, if they had no hands then how did they clap for the first 2 rounds?

• dinky1409

  6 Feb 09, 23:05

  alamak yoo.. by the third time they all masturbate with one hand mahs... LOLOLOL

• dinky1409

  6 Feb 09, 23:06

  4th time i mean.. lollolol

• Chris88110

  6 Feb 09, 23:08

  Oh, cool

• pewpew

  6 Feb 09, 23:56

  alamak, chris so slow.

• jayh272416

  6 Feb 09, 23:57

  LOL...