A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to
enforce the laws pending.' He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and
said, 'Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?'
The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The warden took one
of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck's rectum, pulled it out,
sniffed it, and said, 'This here's a Washington State duck. Do you
have a Washington State hunting license?' The hunter pulled out his wallet
and calmly showed the warden a Washington State hunting license.
The warden took a second duck, inserted his finger in the bird's rectum,
pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, 'This here's an Idaho duck. Do you have
an Idaho State hunting license?' The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho
State hunting license.
The warden took a third duck, conducted the same finger test, and said, 'This
here's an Oregon State duck. Do you have an Oregon State hunting license?'
Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter
produced the appropriate license.
The warden, a little miffed at having struck out, handed the ducks back to
the hunter and said, 'You've got all of these licenses, just where the hell
are you from?'
The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said 'You're so smart, YOU tell
ME!'